Kellogg Ranch

Kellogg Ranch
Area	West of the Mountains
Unlocked by	Finding a Kellogg Ranch brochure Revealed by Susie, if she's your pardner Possibly revealed by using disposable binoculars in Fort of Darkness Wandering in region F

The Kellogg Ranch is a southern location west of the mountains. It's directly west of Roy Bean's House.

At the ranch, the player can acquire the Kellogg-Brand Purity perk. This perk can take away the Cowrruption perk. It is recommended you do this before the end of the game, as Cowrruption affects the ending.

The player can also unlock the 3rd locker in the dormitory to find a diary of an unknown Smith that really enjoyed knitting (see: Reboot Hill).

You can also recover the desert ape skeleton here, which Kellogg had stolen from the Petting Cemetery to teach human anatomy. The owner of the cemetery notes this was an ill-guided plan, as human anatomy differs from the anatomy of our ape cousins.

Items

Main Building

• Kellogg Ranch workout regimen : Found in all Lockers in the dormitory as well as Kellogg's desk, requires Lockpickin' Expertise 3 + needle

Office

• Kellogg's Grain Flakes recipe - Make delicious Kellogg Grain Flakes! Gained by decoding the recipe in Kellog's desk (Or- found in Locker 1 if you didn't get it from the office?)

Outer room

• Kellogg Ranch keyring - by prying up a loose board on the floor. Opens all the doors on the ranch, including the lockers in the dormitory

Dormitory

• Chastity pants - Found on the rear, leftmost cot in the dormitory
• cowboy chef's hat: Found in Locker 1, requires Lockpickin' Expertise 3 + needle (or the Kellogg Ranch keyring)
• Various Edibles : Found in Locker 2, requires Lockpickin' Expertise 3 + needle (or the Kellogg Ranch keyring)
  • sugared pork balls (2), peppermint drops (3) and a copy of the Kellogg Ranch workout regimen
• "The Diary of _______ Smith" : Found in Locker 3, cannot be picked up and you deem it not particularly hot after all
• needle (4) : Found in Locker 4
• bottle of laudanum (3) : Found in Locker 5
• Kurtzfit pants : Found in Locker 6, requires Lockpickin' Expertise 3 + needle (or the Kellogg Ranch keyring)
• Kurtzfit headband : Found in Locker 6, requires Lockpickin' Expertise 3 + needle (or the Kellogg Ranch keyring)

Kitchen

Barn

• needles (x4) - Found in the Haystacks
• big coil of barbed wire : Left corner on the wall
• bag of mixed grain : Literally an endless stack
• bag of Shroom-Gro (if accompanied by Gary)

Notes

• Investigate Kellogg's desk

1. Secret button : requires 20 Moxie
2. Decode the recipe : requires 20 Mysticality

• Dormitory: Locker 3, there is a diary with a clue to help solve the puzzle at Reboot Hill

1. Purity of the Glands : Sleep while wearing the chastity pants
2. Purity of the Guts : Eat a bowl of Kellogg Grain Flakes - Make in the kitchen using the Kellogg's Grain Flakes recipe
3. Purity of the Muscle : In the gymnasium, follow the Kellogg Ranch workout regimen

• Unlimited Grain - Make all the grain flakes you want! Just walk into the barn

Puzzle

To follow the Kellogg workout regimen:

• Gain Purity of Glands effect by equipping chastity pants and sleeping a night.
• Gain Purity of Guts effect by eating Kellogg Grain Flakes (need Kellogg's Grain Flakes recipe and bag of mixed grain)
• Gain Kellogg-Brand Purity perk by using the gym equipment in the order listed on the Kellogg Ranch workout regimen to gain +30 Maximum HP.

Gallery

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  the Gymnasium

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  the barn