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Fort Alldead
Area
East of the Mountains
Unlocked by

Fort Alldead is a location in West of Loathing, east of the Circus. It is revealed when you read the marching orders found at Fort Cowardice.

The Watchtower

Items

Inside the Fort

Strategy/Privy Building

Barracks/Mess Hall Building

Bad Guys

Bigpit.png The mass grave Undeadfight.png
Bad guys
1 - 4 a skeletal rifleman
0 - 2 a skeletal cavalryman
0 - 2 a skeletal rifleman (strong)
0 - 1 a shot-to-Hell skeleton
XP (kill)
20 - 22 x number of bad guys
Drops
1old patrol cap
1 of
21 of
  • Inside the fort, at the far right there is a mass grave with endless skeletal riflemen to fight
    • The number of skeletons you will fight in each combat depends on how often you have done this fight.
# of Fights skeletal riflemen skeletal cavalrymen skeletal rifleman (strong) shot-to-Hell skeletons Total bad guys
1 1 1
2 2 2
3 3 3
4 4 4
5 4 1 5
6 4 2 6
7 4 2 1 7
8 4 2 2 8
9+ 4 2 2 1 9
  • 1 The old patrol cap has a 20% chance of dropping in the first 2 fights, and thereafter will drop if you don't have one.
  • 2 An additional item has a chance to drop that depends on the number of fights done. At the end of the 2nd fight there is a 33% chance, on the 3rd fight a 66% chance, and will drop for certain on the 4th and beyond.
  • In Hard Mode, you are not only limited to 5 fights per day, you also start as if it is your 4th fight.
  • With Doc Alice as a pardner, she will suggest you poison the skeletons, using the skeleton spoor to taint the food in the Mess Hall.
    • Poisoning the skeletons takes a day, but gives you 100 - 110 XP.
  • Inside the Strategy/Privy Building you can place the toy skeletons that you find at Butterfield Ranch on the table next to the map to deploy the skeleton army to one of:

Various random gross items can be found in the kitchen (inside the mess hall):

You pick up a box at random and read the label.
"[PICKELED] [OBJECT]"
[YUCK].
Bucket Results
[PICKELED]
  • brandied
  • candied
  • creamed
  • crushed
  • cured
  • dehydrated
  • dessicated
  • dried
  • grilled
  • jellied
  • lye-treated
  • mushy
  • oiled
  • pickled
  • pressed
  • pureed
  • roasted
  • salted
  • smoked
  • stewed
  • sugared
[OBJECT]
  • ants
  • bat guano
  • blood
  • brains
  • chalk
  • dirt
  • glands
  • hair
  • mildew
  • mold
  • oyster shells
  • rotten eggs
  • sand
  • skunk kidneys
  • spiders
  • termites
  • tongues
  • vulture feathers
  • [OBJECT] a la mode
  • [OBJECT] in mustard
  • [OBJECT] in seltzer
  • [OBJECT] in syrup
  • [OBJECT] in water
  • [OBJECT] with capers
[YUCK]
  • Awful
  • Bleah
  • Blech
  • Disgusting
  • Eww
  • Foul
  • Horrible
  • Nasty
  • Nauseating
  • Repulsive
  • Revolting
  • Yuck
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