Editing Curious False Mountain

{{Infobox location
| image=Mapicon elvibrato6.png
| name= Curious False Mountain
| area= Coast
| unlock=* [[Wander_events/Region H|Wandering in region H with El Vibrato transponder]]
}}

The '''Curious False Mountain''' is a mountain on the [[Coast]] in ''[[West of Loathing]]''.  The route within leads you to an El Vibrato chamber, although there are several obstacles you first need to address, including a wall of boulders (requiring 30 [[Mysticality]] to move), a nest of snakes, and a large [[An El Vibrato construct (h guard)|El Vibrato construct]] guard.

== Bad Guys ==
{{Infobox combat|desc=The El Vibrato guard|badguys=[[an El Vibrato construct (h guard)|an El Vibrato construct]]|xp={{XP|d}}|drops=3 - 8 [[El Vibrato scraps]]}}
{{Infobox combat|desc=Snakefight|badguys=[[a coal snake (h)|a coal snake]]<br>[[a baby coal snake (h)|a baby coal snake]]<br>[[a baby coal snake (h)|a baby coal snake]]<br>[[a baby coal snake (h)|a baby coal snake]]<br>[[a baby coal snake (h)|a baby coal snake]]|xp={{XP|h|*3}}|drops=80 - 100 meat<br>{{DropChoice|2-3 [[snake liver]]<br>2-3 [[snake spleen]]<br>2-3 [[snake venom bladder]]}}<br>{{DropChoice|[[snake liver]]<br>[[snake spleen]]<br>[[snake venom bladder]]}}|venom=2 - 3|medicine=2 - 3}}
* A nest of snakes, consisting of [[a coal snake (h)|a coal snake]] and some [[a baby coal snake (h)|baby coal snake]]s
** As an alternative to combat, you can block them in their hole with 40 [[Muscle]].
* The aforementioned [[An El Vibrato construct (h guard)|El Vibrato construct]]
** An [[El Vibrato teleporter]] will allow you to banish it and avoid the fight.

== Inside ==
Making progress inside requires 30 [[Mysticality]] to get past the wall of boulders, and defeating the [[An El Vibrato construct (h)|El Vibrato construct]] and snake nest.  You will also observe a particularly large, initially unresponsive hexagonal shape.  Deep within a teleporter exists which will bring you to the El Vibrato Chamber. 

== El Vibrato Chamber ==
The El Vibrato Chamber is a twin counterpart to the one at [[Curious Flat Plain]] &mdash; they both are sources of power for the Roberto Containment Facility in [[Deepest Delve Mine]]. Inside you can find
* A fusebox, described as a machine with piece that is obviously broken.  You can repair it with an [[El Vibrato cylinder]].
* An [[El Vibrato monolith]].
* A terminal.
* A timesqueezer.  

=== Terminal ===
The terminal is initially unpowered, and you will need to fix the fusebox to use it.  Once powered, you begin in "primary terminal" (PABU STAKUZSOM) mode, which offers 3 options to "select secondary terminal" (BUGA KUZLAZAK STAKUZSOM)

==== Local Power Terminal (HOSOM LAZAK STAKUZSOM) ====
In the local power menu you are given 4 options for redirecting the power.
* Roberto containment (SOMPAPAPASTANOKZAK FUCHAFUSTA)
* Planetary garbage disposal (NOTAZAK NOKBU FUNOSTA)
* Chronokey fabrication facility (NOZAKBE CHACHACHANO PUCHAZEVE)
* Military coffeemaker system (STACHAPA BUGAANZEVE LANO)
Initially, the "current local power destination" (LACHO HOSOM LAZAK GAPACHANO) is set to planetary garbage disposal.  Setting it to Roberto containment will activate the large hexagon inside the mine, and is part of enabling the ability to complete the containment field, done in [[El Vibrato Control Center]] accessed through [[Deepest Delve Mine]].

Setting power to planetary garbage disposal, or to military coffeemaker does not do anything useful.  Setting it to the chronokey fabrication facility enables that feature from the main menu.

==== Timesqueezer Terminal (HOBEPUGA STAKUZSOM) ====
The timesqueezer option allows you to toggle whether the timesqueezer is online or offline (HOBEPUGA BEGA or HOBEPUGA KUZKRO) by choosing "Increase Timesqueezer Power" (NOKZEVEZEVE HOBEPUGA LAZAK) or "Decrease Timesqueezer Power" (LAZEVEZEVE HOBEPUGA LAZAK).

==== Chronokey Terminal (NOZAKBE STAKUZSOM) ====
This menu declares whether the "chronokey fabrication facility power" (NOZAKBE CHACHACHANO PUCHAZEVE LAZAK) is online (BEGA) or offline (KUZKRO), which will depend on whether power has been set to the chronokey fabrication facility from the Local Power Terminal.  If you already have a [[key-shaped El Vibrato device]] then it will announce "chronokey matter pipeline corruption detected" (NOZAKBE STAPA BENOKKRO BUSTAAN NOGACHA), and you will have no other options than to return to the previous menu.

Otherwise, you may "initialize chronokey fabrication" (ZAKHOLA NOZAKBE CHACHACHANO), which gives you a [[key-shaped El Vibrato device]].  The key is useful in a number of areas, revealing portals into Temporal Nexuses, and allowing you to acquire various unique, high-powered items, as well as rescue [[Alexandria]] in [[Alexandria Ranch]]

=== Timesqueezer ===
The Timesqueezer can either age things or de-age things based on which hole the item is put in. If something is put in the left hole, it ages, and if something is put in the right hole it gets de-aged. Only select items may be put in each hole.

====Left Hole====
* stick of [[dynamite]] &rarr; [[old stick of dynamite]]
* [[superdense coal]] &rarr; [[massive diamond]]
* [[cheap wine]] &rarr; [[decent wine]]
* [[decent wine]] &rarr; [[bottle of fine wine]]
* [[bottle of fine wine]] &rarr; [[bottle of vinegar]]
* [[packet of cowsbane seeds]] &rarr; [[bale of cowsbane]]
* Fine Wine  &rarr; Vinegar

====Right Hole====
* [[El Vibrato scraps]] &rarr; {{DropChoice|{{DropChance|41.7|[[El Vibrato headband]]}}<br>{{DropChance|16.7|[[El Vibrato battery]]}}<br>{{DropChance|16.7|[[El Vibrato keystone]]}}<br>{{DropChance|8.3|[[El Vibrato pants]]}}<br>{{DropChance|8.3|[[El Vibrato helmet]]}}<br>{{DropChance|8.3|[[El Vibrato boots]]}}}}
* [[decent wine]] &rarr; [[cheap wine]]
* [[bottle of fine wine]] &rarr; [[decent wine]]
* [[bottle of vinegar]] &rarr; [[bottle of fine wine]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery class="elvcolor">
File:elvrubble4.png|A wall of fake boulders
File:elv_bighex.png|One of the largest hexagons you've ever seen (not to scale)
File:elv_fusebox_on.png|A "fusebox", with an obviously broken piece
File:elv_terminal.png|A terminal for controlling power and making a key-shaped El Vibrato device
File:elv_timebox_on.png|The timesqueezer
</gallery>

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