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Curious Abandoned Well
Area
West of the mountains
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The Curious Abandoned Well is a location West of the Mountains, near the coast just South of Ghostwood. You can't access the bottom of the well without a length of rope, which can be found in various shops. It contains a teleporter, which can be controlled from a terminal to change its destination.

Education Room

By default, the teleporter it is set to the Education Room, where there is a machine that will teach the player numbers in El Vibrato, from 0 to 6, as well as a punchcard terminal, which, if you have punchcards teaches various words in the vibrato dialect. To help with the latter, you can find 5 El Vibrato punchcards on a table.

Button Number Name (El Vibrato)
1 0 Ganila
2 1 Stasta
3 2 Anan
4 3 Nichabu
5 4 Hotata
6 5 Anbekuz
7 6 Pupu

Drone Fabrication

Approach it
Bad guys
an El Vibrato construct (mysticality variant)
0-5 of
an El Vibrato construct (muscle variant)
an El Vibrato construct (mysticality variant)
an El Vibrato construct (moxie variant)
XP (kill)
(30 - 32) x (constructs fought)1
Drops
1 - 3 El Vibrato scraps
1 - 3 El Vibrato punchcard
20% chance of El Vibrato punchcard (complicated)
30% chance of El Vibrato keystone
20% chance of El Vibrato battery

The facility features a button that can be pressed to summon some El Vibrato constructs that you can fight for XP. The first time you fight a single mysticality-aligned construct. Subsequent fights add additional opponents, randomly selected from mystical, muscle, and moxie-aligned constructs, up to 6 foes at a time.

  • 1The XP rewarded is calculated oddly because the winning count is not updated until after the calculation. The first 2 combats will result in the same reward, just 30 - 32; combats 3-6 will result in 30 - 32 x (constructs-1); after 6 have been fought will it grow to 180 - 192.

Equipment Fabrication

The facility features a terminal that allows you to fabricate El Vibrato rings and El Vibrato brooches, each requiring 5 El Vibrato scraps. You can also find an El Vibrato monolith here.

Secondary Storage

A room that contains two El Vibrato chests, each needing an El Vibrato keystone to open it, a pile of 4 - 6 El Vibrato scraps, and a table with a whining El Vibrato object on it.

Auditory Nuisance Containment

This facility contains an El Vibrato drone that makes a constant beeping sound. You can use the terminal to transport it to The Jewel Saloon in Dirtwater where it will join the band.

  • You will need to first select a south, then an east value for the destination from a set of 7 choices each. If you choose the wrong destination, the machine will inform you of the relative difference so you can try again.
    • The correct choice is 5 (Anbekuz) for south, and 3 (Nichabu) for east.
      • Note that since the numbers start at 0 these are the 6th and 4th buttons to press.

Notes

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