| Captain Harriet Davenport | |
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Location |
Fort Unnecessary |
Captain Harriet Davenport is the much-harried administrator at Fort Unnecessary.
Quests/Interactions[ | ]
She asks you for help with her charges, aka the army's idiots and rejects.
- You'll need to talk to them individually for more information, but the brief is: we've got a scout who's blind as a bat, a cook who can't figure out how to make corned beef hash on toast, a guy who can't load and fire a cannon without it blowing up or maybe shooting backwards, a guy who, somehow, and I can't for the life of me figure it out, is too bowlegged to ride a horse, and a kid who was sent here because he can't figure out how to tie a bow-tie. Oh, and just to put the icing on the cake, we have infinite goblins living in our storage shed.