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Boring Springs Saloon
Area
The Town of Boring Springs

The Saloon is located on the Main Thoroughfare of The Town of Boring Springs.

Items[]

NPCs[]

Quests[]

  • Return the lost mugs to the bartender for 25 Meat each.
  • Deal with the goblin.
    • Kill the goblin in the saloon basement for 200 Meat and 3 xp.
    • Alternatively, acquire Goblintongue and talk to Gary. You will be unable to complete the quest for the bartender but can take him with you when you leave town.
  • Recover Susie's Rifle

Meat[]

Mad Libs[]

Talking to Crazy Pete give a different response each time. For example, Ding-dangit, there's a varmint in my biscuit-barrel!

Bucket Formula
Phrase
  • [DARN] machines, can't trust em no more'n a [DARN] [SCOUNDREL].
  • I been minin' these mountains longer'n a [DARN] [HUSTLER] can [CRAZY ACTION]!
  • [SALUTATION], some [DARN] [SCOUNDREL] [HURT ME]!
  • [SALUTATION], there's a [CREATURE] in my [POSSESSIONS]!
[CRAZY ACTION]
  • bark at the moon!
  • count the stars!
  • dance a hornpipe!
  • remember momma!
  • scream the solo!
  • take a message!
  • touch the mustard!
[CREATURE]
  • centipede
  • ghost
  • goblin
  • hole
  • horn-toad
  • leprechaun
  • rock
  • spider
  • varmint
[DARN]
  • Bald-headed
  • Blasted
  • Boondoggled
  • Claim-jumpin'
  • Cotton-pickin'
  • Dag-nabbed
  • Dagnab
  • Dern
  • Dirty
  • Dirty-dealin'
  • Double-crossin'
  • Fork-tongued
  • Four-flushing
  • Frog-toed
  • Furshlugginer
  • Goldang
  • High-heeled
  • Hob-nailed
  • Jim-jammed
  • Left-handed
  • Lily-livered
  • Metal
  • No-good
  • Razza-frazzin'
  • Sidewindin'
  • Slam-jammered
  • Stickle-backed
  • Thistle-whiskered
  • Yella-bellied
[HUSTLER]
  • bustle hustler
  • hop-frog
  • mule
  • raccoon
  • rock skunk
  • saloon Jimmy
  • sandpiper
  • shuffle munchkin
  • widow
[HURT ME]
  • bit my beard!
  • drank my whiskey!
  • drew a mustache on my mule!
  • grizzled my frizzle-frazzle!
  • jumped my claim!
  • punched me in the onions!
  • sank my battleship!
  • sapped my flapjack!
  • stole my pickaxe!
[POSSESSIONS]
  • backpack
  • bedroll
  • biscuit-barrel
  • boot
  • chaps
  • saddlebag
  • sleepin' hole
  • tent
  • whiskey
[SALUTATION]
  • By ginger
  • Consarnit
  • Dadgummit
  • Dagnabbit
  • Ding-dangit
  • Gadzooks
  • Godfrey Daniels
  • Horsefeathers
  • Tarnation
  • Thunderation
[SCOUNDREL]
  • claim-jumper
  • goblin
  • hornswoggler
  • horse-thief
  • machine
  • rattlesnake
  • scab-shangle
  • scallywag
  • sidewinder
  • snake
  • so-an'-so
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