|West of the Mountains|
Alexandria Ranch is a ranch owned by Alexandria. That is, before it was shelled by the insane commander of the nearby Fort Treason. There's not much left now except for an underground bunker full of rare books.
Some runty hellcalves prevent access to the ranch remains, so you will first have to deal with those.
- The Diary of Alexandria Alexandria is on a bookshelf outside
- One class-specific skillbook can also be found: Advanced Beancraft / Advanced Cow Punchin' / Modern Snake Oiler
- The overdue breadwood book needed for the the Breadwood quest is also here.
- Curly's auto-gyrotheodolite, part of The Legend of Curly's Meat quest can be acquired with 50 Muscle
To access the basement place an artillery targeting flare on the vault then head back to Fort Treason to use the demi-culverin cannonball to blast the vault open. You will also need the Fort Treason ballistics chart and a sulphur match. The follow books can then be found in the basement:
- Percussive Maintenance (book)
- One class-specific skillbook: Advanced Beancraft / Advanced Cow Punchin' / Modern Snake Oiler
- How to "Cheat" at "Poker"
- The Best Love Poem Ever Written (requires Lockpickin' 3 + needle)
- Gold Medal Silversmithing (requires Lockpickin' 3 + needle)
- Rich Vein, Poor Vein (requires Lockpickin' 3 + needle)
|Some runty hellcalves|
|a runty hellcalf|
a runty hellcalf
a runty hellcalf
|90 - 96|
|3 smoldering leather|
- Fight 3 runty hellcalves to access the area.
- Inspecting the front half of a cannonball unlocks Fort Treason.
- Alexandria herself can be rescued from a portal on her property once you acquire the key-shaped El Vibrato device. Having done so, you can convince her to open a new bookshop in Dirtwater
- Alexandria is likely named as a reference to the Library of Alexandria, which was also tragically destroyed.