Stearns Ranch

The Stearns Ranch is a location in West of Loathing.

The outside area includes some bones that can be dug up, an outhouse, and access to either the main floor of the burned down house or the cellar.

In the main floor of the house you can find a talking doll in the toybox. It gives you the password needed to get through the cow-door in the cellar.

The cellar contains a safe (requires level 1 of Safecrackin').

Items
Outside Inside Cellar
 * 3 needles (in haystacks)
 * Various rancher supplies in a crate near the door
 * A smoking chrysanthemum by the graves
 * A charred locket in the pile of Jethro's bones
 * A toilet pistol, dropped by the pyrobove in the outhouse
 * A button cactus which yields cactus bits (requires Foragin')
 * A stock certificate in the lockbox (requires Lockpickin' Expertise and a needle)
 * blackened beans in the pot
 * Mary Stearns' diary in the bookshelf (requires 4 Moxie)
 * A pile of loose boards may be assembled into a crate (requires a hammer and handful of nails), and provide various rancher supplies
 * The shelf holds various dry goods
 * A goblet of blood (in the altar room)
 * 3 stock certificates (in the safe; requires Safecrackin')

Bad Guys

 * The outhouse holds a pyrobove.
 * You may encounter the ghost of Mary Stearns by her grave if you have gotten her picture from the charred locket from Jethro's bones.
 * Giving her the picture avoids the fight, but also reduces the XP reward.