Dirtwater band

The performers you sent to Dirtwater formed the greatest band in the history of music. The perfect union of percussion, strings, and technology, they immediately secured their place in the cultural history of Loathing. Their songs were innovative, their stage presence was spectacular, and the liner notes on their albums were extremely clever and interesting. They called themselves...The Aristocrats

Band members

 * Wasco Shafter, bandleader and banjo player. To obtain him as a band member, listen to his jokes and at every opportunity, convince him that he is bad at his job. Eventually, he'll go to Dirtwater.
 * Fort of Darkness chef, jaw harp. Give her the jaw harp found on the skeleton of the bartender at Cavern Canyon.
 * The Buttery Biscuit dishwasher, washboard guy. Investigate him in the Buttery Biscuit (Breadwood), pay what he owes to the bartender (150 meat) and he'll go to Dirtwater.
 * Guitar man from Fort Memoriam (oddly, he seems to take off his hat after arriving.) Talk to him at Fort Memoriam.
 * El Vibrato booping thing. Power up Curious Abandoned Well, go to Auditory Nuisance Containment, then press two specific numbers to teleport him to Dirtwater.