Kellogg-Brand Purity

How to Obtain
Obtaining this effect requires you complete all 3 steps of the regimen. Note that you must do them in order—you cannot acquire Purity of Guts without having Purity of Glands, nor can you acquire the full Kellogg-Brand Purity without having Purity of Guts. Also note that, unlike the other two steps, the final step, Purity of Muscles, does not grant a separate effect.

Purity of Glands

Sleeping in those metal pants made your night more restful than usual, and gave your polluted glands a chance to heal a little.
 * Put on the chastity pants and sleep.

Purity of Guts

You've been scraped clean from craw to crevice.
 * Left Machine: 4 parts barley, 1 part oats, 3 parts spelt, turn crank. - Obtain multi-grain dough.
 * Middle Machine: press red button x2, press blue button x1, press yellow button. - Obtain flattened multi-grain dough.
 * Right Machine: 640 degrees, 8 minutes. - Obtain Kellogg Grain Flakes.
 * Eat the flakes (they're Grrreat!)

Purity of Muscles
 * 1) Left Machine x1
 * 2) Middle Machine x2
 * 3) Left Machine x1
 * 4) Right Machine x3
 * 5) Left Machine x1